Fishing Jokes

Two boaj fishermen decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits.

Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught their limit inside of twenty minutes. Buster said, (Hey we should mark this spot, so next time we will know where to come,) Benny says good idea, and takes out a can of spray paint and makes a large X on the floor of the mark the spot of course.... To which Buster replies, why did you do that, How do you know we are going to get this same boat next time?"

Two Boajes were out playing golf. They got to the 17th tee, which overlooked a small lake, and saw two guys out on the lake fishing. And one boaj turned to the other and said:

"Hey check out these two morons fishing' in the rain!"

A boaj was stopped by a game-warden in recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the boaj, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The boaj replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The boaj looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."

"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious.
The boaj poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" the boaj responded.

"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.

"Call who back?" the man asked.

"The FISH"

"What fish?" the boaj asked.

A boAj decided to go ice fishing so he went down to the sporting good store and bought some gear. He got a little stool, and ice fishing pole, and a little ax to cut his hole in the ice. So here is on the ice and he is cutting a hole to fish in, when all of a sudden a loud voice came "SIR THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE" the boAj looked around and not seeing anyone continued to chop a hole again the voice "SIR THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE" the boAj look up and said "Is that you god?" and the voice came again "NO THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER"

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