boaj was stopped by a game-warden in recently with two buckets
of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden
asked the boaj, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The boaj replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are
my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.
sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let
them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into
their buckets, and I take em home."
a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The boaj looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said,
"Here, I'll show you. It really works."
I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious.
The boaj poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said,
what?" the boaj responded.
are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.
who back?" the man asked.
fish?" the boaj asked.
boAj decided to go ice fishing so he went down to the sporting
good store and bought some gear. He got a little stool, and ice
fishing pole, and a little ax to cut his hole in the ice. So here
is on the ice and he is cutting a hole to fish in, when all of
a sudden a loud voice came "SIR THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE
ICE" the boAj looked around and not seeing anyone continued
to chop a hole again the voice "SIR THERE IS NO FISH UNDER
THE ICE" the boAj look up and said "Is that you god?"
and the voice came again "NO THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER"