Kids Jokes

Three boAjes were having a picnic in the park.
One of them took out a can of "one-calorie" diet cola
and poured it equally into three cups.

He drank his and the second one did the same. The
third boAj just stared at his cup suspiciously, and said,
"I wonder who got the calorie."

A couple of boajes in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the boajes walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The boaj said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned A minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"All right. How long do you need them?" The boaj paused for a minute and said, "Uh... I'd better go check."
After a while, the boaj returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

A boaj ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Two boaj truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge.
Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m."
2nd boaj, "it's ok, just go, there are no cops around."

How can you tell if a boaj has been using your computer?
There is white-out all over the monitor.

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