Golf Jokes

Two Boajes were out playing golf. They got to the 17th tee, which overlooked a small lake, and saw two guys out on the lake fishing. And one boaj turned to the other and said:

"Hey check out these two morons fishing' in the rain!"

A boaj and his brother were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a young golfer that was about to win the masters with an easy putt..

The brother turns to the boaj and says, "I bet you $50 he misses this putt. "The boaj replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, the enough the young man misses the putt..

After a short pause the boaj reaches for his wallet and his brother says, "I can't accept this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw him miss already." "No, you have to take it," says the boaj.

"I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think there was any way he would miss it again."

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