were two boajes who inherited their father's farm after he passed
away But after only a year, the animals started to die. The farm
was falling apart.
The boajes counted their money and found that they only had 600
dollars. So they put their heads together. "I've got it!"
said Benny "I'll go find a bull to breed with our cattle
and build the livestock up. Our farm will be back to normal in
will we do that?" asked Buster.
go find a bull and when I do I'll call you. You hook up the trailer
to the truck and come get the bull." So they agreed on the
plan. A couple of weeks later the Benny left on heis journey to
find the bull. He looked high and low for a bull, but there were
no bulls that fit his expectations. Finally he found a bull he
wanted. "How much?" he asked the farmer.
I don't think I could take a penny less than 599 dollars,"
said the farmer.
I'll still have one dollar left. I'll take him!" Benny was
so excited that he grabbed the bull and started heading into town.
"How are you going to get the bull home without a trailer?"
"Well," said the boaj, "I'm going to call my brother
and tell him to hitch the trailer up to the truck and come get
us." "Long distance charges are five to six dollars."
"Well, then I'll send a telegram".
into town to the post office to send his telegram. "I need
to send a telegram. I need it to say that I found a bull and I
need my brother to hitch up the trailer to the truck and come
get us. Here are the directions." She handed the postman
the directions. "How much will that be?"
99 cents per word," said the postman. The boaj was so mad.
How was he supposed to get home if he couldn't get Buster to come?
He slammed her head down on the table, he had to think of one
word that would tell his brother to come get him. A few seconds
later he lifted his head, "Comfortable." "Excuse
me, but how will the word comfortable tell your brother to come
get you and the bull?" asked the postman. "My brother
is a boaj - he'll read it slowly."
One morning this boaj calls his friend Joe and says "Please
come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I
can't figure out how to start it." Joe asks "What is
it a puzzle of?" The boaj says "From the picture on
the box, it's a tiger." Well Joe figures that he's pretty
good at puzzles, so he heads over to the boaj's house. The boaj
lets him in and shows him to where he has the puzzle spread all
over the table. Joe studies the pieces for a moment, then studies
the box. He then turns to the boAj and says: "First, no matter
what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble
these pieces to look like the picture of that tiger." "Second,
I suggest you relax, have a cup of coffee, and put all these Frosted
Flakes back in the box."