PC Jokes
Bubba and Billy were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A handyman boaj walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The boaj took a wrench from his belt, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then he took a tape measure from his pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Billy shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a boaj! We ask for the height, and he gives us the length!"

A couple of boajes in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the boajes walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The boaj said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned A minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"All right. How long do you need them?" The boaj paused for a minute and said, "Uh... I'd better go check."
After a while, the boaj returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

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