A
boaj’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing
old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed
to make her look years younger.
After
a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle"
products, she asks her husband - "Darling, honestly, if
you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"
Looking
over her carefully, the boaj replied,...
"Judging from your skin, twenty;
your hair, eighteen;
and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh,
you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell
him his reward, he stops her by saying...
"WHOA,
hold on there sweety!" The boaj interrupted.
"I haven't added them up yet!"