School Jokes


A boaj and his brother were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a little girl that was about to win the national spelling bee.

The brother turns to the boaj and says, "I bet you $50 she misses this word. "The boaj replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, the enough the little girl missspells Onomatopoeia.

After a short pause the boaj reaches for his wallet and his brother says, "I can't accept this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw her mispell the word already." "No, you have to take it," says the boaj.

"I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think there was any way she would miss it again."

Dozens of little boajes were lined up in the cafeteria of a seminary for boajes just before lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The priest made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A young boaj had written another note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

On a special teacher's day, a boaj kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her class.

The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!" "That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?" "Just a wild guess," she said.

The next child was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!" "That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl. "Just a lucky guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from Billy Boaj the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied. The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied. The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?"

The boy replied, "A puppy!"

"Billy Boaj, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. "My dog ate it," was his solemn response.
"Billy, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?"

"It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted the boaj. "I had to force him, but he ate it!"

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