Short Jokes


Did you hear about the boaj that called the 800 reservations number from a pay phone to purchase his $112.00 ticket? He then began inserting quarters into the phone and inquired if the agent was receiving the money.

Did you hear about the three boajes that were driving to Mount Rushmore?
After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said
"Mount Rushmore Left", so they turned around and went home.

A boaj ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Bubba: What is the difference between a french horn and a lawnmower?
Billy Boaj: umm I don't know it would seem they both make alot of noise
Bubba: Yeah but you can tune a lawnmower.

Bubba: What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
Billy Boaj: I give up, what?
Bubba: Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.

Bubba: What is the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?
Billy Boaj: Ah I know this one, most people like trampolines!
Bubba: True but the big diffrence is you are supposed to take off your shoes before jumping on the trampoline.

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