you hear about the boaj that called the 800 reservations number
from a pay phone to purchase his $112.00 ticket? He then began
inserting quarters into the phone and inquired if the agent
was receiving the money.
you hear about the three boajes that were driving to Mount Rushmore?
After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign
"Mount Rushmore Left", so they turned around and went
boaj ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it
in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat
What is the difference between a french horn and a lawnmower?
Billy Boaj: umm I don't know it would seem they both make alot
Bubba: Yeah but you can tune a lawnmower.
What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
Billy Boaj: I give up, what?
Bubba: Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.
What is the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?
Billy Boaj: Ah I know this one, most people like trampolines!
Bubba: True but the big diffrence is you are supposed to take
off your shoes before jumping on the trampoline.
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