Boaj Rules for Bowling
If you yell "overs!"
before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball
over, unless of course, you get a strike. In which case, you
can renege on the "overs".
When your team is about 10 marks
down in the 8th or 9th frame, you can invoke the rule "First
Team Through Bowling Wins the Game", and your team still
has a chance.
After a member of the opposing
team bowls 4 strikes in a row, he/she must bowl the next 4 frames
blindfolded. If he/she continues to strike, his/her shoelaces
will be tied together for 2 frames.
When you leave the 10-pin and you
know you can't make the spare, but another member of your team
can, invoke the "Designated Bowler" rule.
After you have 4 splits in one
game, you may say "Kings X" and take those 4 frames
over. However, if you split on the 2nd time around, you accept
it. After all, "Fair is Fair".
your ball goes in the gutter and jumps back onto the lane, knocking
down pins, by golly, you get them! That's much harder than knocking
them down the conventional way. Good bowling should be recognized.
boajes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
The first boaj said "These look like deer tracks." and
the other one said: "No they look like moose tracks."
They argued and argued for a while till sudenly the train hit
Why doesn't Boaj University have ice on the sidelines during games?
guy with the recipe graduated.
Boaj goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the
instructor for what seems like days, it is ready to go.
Excited, it jumps out of the airplane. About five seconds later,
it pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens.
It tries again. Still nothing.
It starts to panic, but remembers its back-up chute. It pulls
that cord. Nothing happens. It frantically begins pulling both
cords, but to no avail.
Suddenly, it looks down and it can't believe its eyes. Another
Boaj is in the air with him, but this one is going UP!
Just as the other Boaj passes by, the skydiving Boaj who is now
scared out of its wits -- yells, "Hey, do you know anything
The other Boaj yells
back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"
as he was walking home from work this unfortunate boAj would get
stopped by three nasty men who would then beat him up and steal
his money. Finally, the boAj decided that it would serve his best
interest to walk a different route and also to start taking some
self-defense classes so to insure this wouldn't happen any more.
He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well in defending
himself. So, one day, on the way home from work the boAj took
his old route home and sure enough there they were. He walked
up to them and the battle ensued. The next afternoon the boAj
went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a
busted lip. His instructor, shocked, asked him what happened.
"Well," explained the boAj, "I took my old way
home last night so I could beat these guys up who have been stealing
my money, but they beat me up before I could get my shoes and