Sports Jokes

oaj Rules for Bowling

If you yell "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get a strike. In which case, you can renege on the "overs".

When your team is about 10 marks down in the 8th or 9th frame, you can invoke the rule "First Team Through Bowling Wins the Game", and your team still has a chance.

After a member of the opposing team bowls 4 strikes in a row, he/she must bowl the next 4 frames blindfolded. If he/she continues to strike, his/her shoelaces will be tied together for 2 frames.

When you leave the 10-pin and you know you can't make the spare, but another member of your team can, invoke the "Designated Bowler" rule.

After you have 4 splits in one game, you may say "Kings X" and take those 4 frames over. However, if you split on the 2nd time around, you accept it. After all, "Fair is Fair".

If your ball goes in the gutter and jumps back onto the lane, knocking down pins, by golly, you get them! That's much harder than knocking them down the conventional way. Good bowling should be recognized.

Two boajes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first boaj said "These look like deer tracks." and the other one said: "No they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a while till sudenly the train hit them.

Q: Why doesn't Boaj University have ice on the sidelines during games?
A: The guy with the recipe graduated.

A Boaj goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, it is ready to go.
Excited, it jumps out of the airplane. About five seconds later, it pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens.

It tries again. Still nothing.

It starts to panic, but remembers its back-up chute. It pulls that cord. Nothing happens. It frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail.

Suddenly, it looks down and it can't believe its eyes. Another Boaj is in the air with him, but this one is going UP!

Just as the other Boaj passes by, the skydiving Boaj who is now scared out of its wits -- yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"

The other Boaj yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"

Everyday as he was walking home from work this unfortunate boAj would get stopped by three nasty men who would then beat him up and steal his money. Finally, the boAj decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route and also to start taking some self-defense classes so to insure this wouldn't happen any more. He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well in defending himself. So, one day, on the way home from work the boAj took his old route home and sure enough there they were. He walked up to them and the battle ensued. The next afternoon the boAj went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip. His instructor, shocked, asked him what happened. "Well," explained the boAj, "I took my old way home last night so I could beat these guys up who have been stealing my money, but they beat me up before I could get my shoes and socks off!"

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