Travel Jokes

A boaj was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. He wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, He couldn't find it, so he asked a police officer for directions -
"Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"

The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." The boaj thanked the officer and he drove away.

Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the boaj was still waiting at the same bus stop.

The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"

The boaj replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now...
The 45th bus just went by!"

Did you hear about the three boajes that were driving to Mount Rushmore?
After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Mount Rushmore Left", so they turned around and went home.

Two boajes were passing thru an airport. They saw a Boeing 737, which was landing. Buster the first boaj said “Look at the size of that plane. I wonder how they paint such a massive structure.”
To which Benny replied “I don’t think these people are nuts to spend so much on painting it while it is on the ground. Surely theyl paint them when they are flying up in the sky and the plane is the size of a baseball bat.

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