was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over
the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up
to, the Neighbor politely asked, "What are you doing there,
Billy?" "My goldfish died," replied the boaj tearfully
without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The
neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole
for a goldfish, isn't it?" Billy patted down the last heap
of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
officer sees a boaj driving around with a pickup truck full
of penguins. He pulls the boaj over and says: "You can't
drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo
boaj says OK, and drives away.
next day, the officer sees the boaj still driving around with
the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses.
He pulls him over and demands: "I thought I told you to
take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"
boaj replies: "I did ... today I'm taking them to the beach!"
Boaj, a city slicker from New York, bought a pumpkin patch.
He thought that he could make more money with chickens than the
previous owner made with pumpkins.
So, he went to a poultry farm and bought 50 chickens.
"50 is a lot of chickens for that little pumpkin patch,"
commented the farmer.
"I am used to BIG business," Mr. Boaj replied.
A week later Mr. Boaj returned.
"I need another 50 chickens," he told the farmer.
The farmer replied, "Boy, you sure are serious about this
"Oh yes," Mr. Boaj replied. "I just need to iron
out a few problems with these new chickens.
"Problems?" asked the farmer.
"Yeah," said Mr. Boaj, "I think I planted the first
batch too close together."
lady was picking through the frozen chickens at the supermarket,
but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She turned and
asked the boaj stock boy, "Do these chickens get any bigger?"
"Nope,” the boaj replied, “they're dead."
boaj was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his
father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and
broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the
determined boaj walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the
wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he
had found them all, the boaj reluctantly returned home, expecting
"Pa, the chickens got loose,"
the boaj confessed sadly, "but I managed to find all twelve
"Well, you did real good, son,"
his father beamed. "But you left with seven."
left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for
a week. When he came back, he called his brother to see when
he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said,
"I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."
boaj was very upset and yelled, "You know, you could have
broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you
could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then
when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen
off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called
the third day, you could have said he had passed away."
brother thought about it and apologized.
how's Mom?" asked the boaj.
on the roof and won't come down."