A boaj walks into a bar and says,
"Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!"
The bartender says, "Seems you're in a really good mood
tonight?"
The boaj says, "Oh, you can bet on it! I just got hired
by the city to go around and remove all the money from parking
meters. I start on Monday!" The bartender congratulates
the boaj and proceeds to pour the round.
Monday evening arrives. And the boaj comes back into the bar
and says, "Bartender, TWO rounds for everyone, on me!"
The bartender says, "Well now! If you're so happy just
over having this new job, I can just imagine how happy you'll
be when you get your paycheck!!"
The boaj looks at the bartender with a wondrous look on his
face, pulls out a handful of quarters from his pocket, and says,
"You mean they'll PAY me too?!"
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A
shabby
looking boaj goes into a bar and orders a drink.
The
bartender says, "No way, pal. I don't think you can pay for
it."
"You're right," the boaj says. "I don't have any
money,
but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you
give me a drink?"
"You have a deal, my friend," says the bartender.
The boaj reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster.
He puts the hamster on the bar and it runs to the end of the bar,
down the side of the bar, across the room, up the piano, onto
the keyboard and starts playing Gershwin music. The hamster can
really play...
"You're right... I've never seen anything like that before,"
says the bartender. "That hamster is really gifted."
The boaj downs the drink and asks the bartender for another.
"Will that be cash or another miracle, pal?" asks the
bartender.
"Watch this," replies the boaj. Again, he reaches into
his coat again and pulls out a frog. He puts the frog onto the
bar, and the frog starts to sing. The frog has a marvelous voice
and great pitch. A fine singer.
A stranger from the other end of the bar runs over to the guy
and offers him $300 for the frog.
"It's a deal," says the boaj. He takes the three hundred
and gives the stranger the frog. The stranger runs out of the
bar.
"Are you some kind of nut?" asks the bartender. "You
sold a singing frog for $300?
It could have been worth millions. You must be crazy."
"Not Really, the boaj replies, "You see, the hamster
is also a ventriloquist.
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