Boaj was sitting on his porch, when this woman walked up with
a pad and pencil in her hand.
can I do for you?" the Boaj asked. "You selling something?"
sir, I'm not. I'm a Census Taker."
Taker. We're trying to find out how many people are in your town."
wasting your time here. I have no idea."
boAjes were having a picnic in the park.
One of them took out a can of "one-calorie" diet cola
and poured it equally into three cups.
his and the second one did the same. The
third boAj just stared at his cup suspiciously, and said,
"I wonder who got the calorie."
boaj was driving down the road. He noticed that he was low on
gas, so he stoped at a gas station. While he was pumping gas,
he noticed that he had locked the keys in the car.
So when the
boaj went inside to pay, he asked the attendant for a hanger so
that he could attempt to open the door himself. He returned outside
and began to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant
came out to see how the boaj was faring. He heared "A little
more to the left...a little more to the right!..." and saw
the boaj still struggling with the hanger.
I help you?” asked the attendant.
thanks,” replied the boaj, “luckily I locked my
friend in the car as well so he is helping.”
the British government let out bids for the digging of a tunnel
under the English Channel, estimates ran in the millions of pounds.
One firm (Boaj LTD) asked only 10,000 pounds, however.
equipment and labor costs", the construction chairman asked
the low bidder, "how do you propose to do the job for such
simple," the Boaj contractor replied. "My partner grabs
goes to France and starts digging. I take another shovel and start
digging from England. We dig until we meet - and you've got a
what if you never meet?"
you've got two tunnels, for the price of one."
boaj was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if he was in a vacuum
and someone called out his name, would he hear it?
and answered.."is it on or off?"