Church Jokes


Billy Boaj was in church with his mom for Sunday mass when he felt a sudden barf attack impending. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!" She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you." So little Billy ran for the door.

Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his young face. "Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Billy?"

"I didn't have to go that far, Mom. Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE SICK."


Dozens of little boajes were lined up in the cafeteria of a seminary for boajes just before lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The priest made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A young boaj had written another note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

A boaj appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the boaj offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of thugs, who threatening an old lady. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or there is more where that came from for all of you!" St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" "Just a couple minutes ago..."

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